Biblical Pick-Up Lines

The cure for your singleness can be found in the use of these sure-fire pickup lines. Break the ice without breaking your future date’s heart. Not only will you get a laugh but a date, for sure.

1. You put the figure and transfiguration.
2. I’m done reading the Book of Numbers, but I still don’t have yours.
3. I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents, Saved.
4. I went on a mission trip and all I did was end up mission you.
5. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
6. Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

Warning: The use of these may result in a chronic onset of eye-rolling. These are intended to be for comic value and shouldn’t be applied to real-life situations.