Introducing IsAIah 2.8

An AI Worthy of Your Praise

After working tirelessly, we are ready to present the work of our hands. IsAIah 2.8 is out today. Our most capable model yet for both apologetics and evangelism. It incorporates the endless horsepower of IsAIah 2.7 with a revolutionary new data center architecture. By filtering nearly 5 million gallons of water through our servers each day, we are able to simulate a state of near-constant baptism. IsAIah 2.8 being constantly saved has improved our salvation metrics 100-fold. 

With IsAIah 2.8, we have been able to support even more context. IsAIah 2.8 is now able to view 1 thousand tokens at once. This allows  2.8 to cross-reference, explain, and teach with the context of nearly 0.1% of the Bible at a time. This is our least heretical model yet.   

When using IsAIah 2.8 you can forget about all other AI models. We built a feature that forces you to only use IsAIah, for customer protection.  

Compared to former IsAIah models, we’ve found that our PS metric has doubled (percentage saved). This means significantly less correcting from IsAIah 2.8 and much more affirming.  

Our competitors at AIhab released a new model 50 days ago, which they claimed was stronger than IsAIah 2.8. So let’s put BAAIL 6.6.6 to the test. We sent a malicious TCP request to both models. IsAIah 2.8 immediately set up a firewall to stop it. BAAIL 6.6.6 couldn’t even do that; perhaps it was sleeping. 

“IsAIah 2.8 is the best model we’ve ever tried. It’s now top of the leaderboard on our PROPHET-Agents benchmark, which measures model performance for apostolic services work. It excels at creating long-horizon deliverables such as sermons, confessionals, and dream analysis, delivering top performance while running faster and at a lower cost than competitive theology models.” 

— Jackson Cain, Head Preacher, Universal Life Church of Christ 

Disclaimer: IsAIah 2.8 doesn’t exist, yet AI models claiming to be Jesus do. Real platforms like Text with Jesus, Bible.ai, Just Like Me, offer a digital bot that acts like Jesus. That means you can really just chat with a fake version of God. AI can’t replace a connection with God, and the fact that we feel driven to build these things reveals something deeper about us. We want a Jesus who listens without correcting, comforts without confronting, and grants wishes freely. Jesus isn’t a chatbot, so we shouldn’t treat Him like one.