Nick the Hick

ANOTHER RANT FROM YOUR FAVORITE REDNECK

UNATTAINABLE EATING HABITS

Eating healthy is so gull dang hard. I always start with good intentions and healthy ingredients, but somehows end up off the low calorie train and back to flavor station. Take oatmeal as breakfast for example. You grab your bowl, ladle some glops in and take a bite. You think, add some butter, not bad, add some peanut butter, progressin, throw a few raisons in, closer, add sugar, almost there, preheat the oven, add flour, grab a cookie sheet, form into balls and bake 15 minutes. Cookies. Eating healthy led to cookies. Again. Lunch comes. Colorful fresh vegetables. Take a bite, decide to add a little ranch. No problem, just a flavor enhancer. Dump vegetables in bowl, fill with ranch and eat with fork. Before you know it your healthy lunch turned into another 1000 calorie consumption. Surly supper can’t flop. Meat. I hold strong, gonna eat this boneless skinless chicken plain the way the good gym members intended it. Goes well until you accidently drop it in the flour bowl from the morning. Since your half way there you heat up some oil and wala an artisan bun and pickle and you got yourself a chicken sandwich. Enough for now, my diet starts tomorrow.